I desperately needed some help with the dust accumulating fast around the house to form balls. I guess next stage was mountains but I didn't wanted to probe my theory. So I met Lina. Lina is sweet, Thai and efficient. In less than 3 hours she marched through all possible corners and brought back the much needed light into my house. We happy together!
I asked Lina if she needs any lotions or materials for the next time around. She looked me in my eyes and she said she needs "penis"!?! I rolled my eyes not sure if I have a bad hearing or a dirty mind. OK, dirty mind goes without saying but still! So I asked: what??? And Lina said: penis. So I said: what for? And she candidly replied: penis for windows. OK, if I would have a penis I could certainly find a better usage of it. This was puzzling so I asked Lina to spell it for me. Here she goes: [f-i-n-i-s-h] penis. Aha, I got it: Finish? Yes she goes, penis for windows.
Here's the place where she needs the stuff for glass cleaning.
For the next couple of days let's stay away from spell check as I remember Lina and might burst into an uncontrollable laugh for the relief that my dirty mind is still at bay. For now.
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